A World without Fong Fei Kei ’ers

To all those hardcore Fong Fei Kei’ers (FFK’ers) out there, unless you are holding a hostage beside you at gun point, this is a MUST READ post for you as it is for the betterment of humanity itself !

NOT to be confused with TFK, FFK, which literally translates as Let Aeroplane Fly, simply means turning down an appointment with someone last minute in which you have initially agreed to attend to in the first place.

In this teenage generation, FFK'ing has become a popular trend that has already seeped its way into the veins of our modern Malaysian culture. Although we do not celebrate it on a special Fong Fei Kei Day, it is clearly apparent that this ‘disease’ is being practiced by a lot of souls.

EVERYBODY has FONG FEI KEI’d before, unintentionally, indirectly or accidentally.

Yeah, you heard it......EVERYBODY!!!!

If you are trying to rebut this by searching your memory for the last time you’ve FFK’d a person, save it. I mean, wouldn’t you FFK an important meeting to help an injured passerby? No? Well, that’s something we have in common then haha..

But the point is, all Earthlings, including me, has Fong Fei Kei’d before even though we may or mayn’t realize this. Luckily though, there exists 2 types of such people which are the usual FFK’ers (like you and me) and the hardcore FFK’ers. (unlike you and me)
The difference? Well, the latter does it purposely and frequently while the usual FFK’ers do it accidentally or forcibly (depending on the situation)

It is not wrong to FFK someone unintentionally, but don't let it grow into a habit. If it becomes a habit, then you are no better off than a hardcore FFK'er

While FFK’ing,

A typical hardcore FFK'er might say:

“ Aiya, I FFK one time only maa….nevermind laa….”

or

“That fella can FFK me, so I oso can FFK him back la”

WAKE UP SICK BUFFOONS!!!!!!!

Can you for once put your thoughtless soul into the other person’s body and pause to think just for a second??? The moment when you utter “Eh, sorry la bro. Something came up suddenly and I won’t be able to make it,” at the very last minute purposely, the other person’s world will come crumbling down as like the September 11^th incident. For all he knows, he could have turned down a party, a meeting or more importantly even a date (although this is highly unlikely, the point is still there)!!!

INCONVENIENCE is the word!!!!

Saying those FFK'ing words can penetrate the heart deeply, exerting a burst of immense anger which is then concentrated and magnified considerably into just 3 words , WHAT THE F***!!!!! Even though it may be said unintentionally or purposely, loudly or softly, indirectly or directly, verbally or non-verbally, the core meaning is still apparent. He/She is pissed. You do not have to squeeze out your brain juice to realize this.

Geez..… for God sake, if everybody thinks like you, can you possibly imagine what the world will be like? If you are too inconsiderate to think about it, well, let me do the imagining part on behalf of your sore brain (if you have any brains)..

• Patients is hospitals will risk a higher percentage of death if, the doctor decides to FFK last minute (without a valid reason)

• A bride would have had a severe heart attack, if the bridegroom decides to FFK last minute (without a valid reason)

• We, university students, would not be able to go back to our respective hometowns, if the bus driver decides to FFK last minute. (without a valid reason)

• A couple of lives could be saved, if a deadly robber decides to FFK last minute. (without a valid reason)

• A classroom of students would be throwing books up sky high in joy, if teachers FFK last minute. (without a valid reason)

• John F. Kennedy would have lived a longer life, if the assassin FFK last minute (without a valid reason)

mmmmmmm…why does FFK’ing seem to be heading towards the sunlight???

oh noes, I’m over crapping edi..…..shit

Ok ok, enuf crap.... back to the hardcore facts!!!!

The bottom line is that FFK’ing is NOT good.

True, nobody can avoid FFKing. After all, nobody is perfect. So unless your name is 'nobody,' it is only time before you will FFK another unfortunate soul. But luckily, there are ways to minimise the number of casualties. When you FFK someone, the first word that you must CLEARLY blurt out are the words ' I'm SORRY ' ......and do say it sincerely laa

I cannot stress how fundamentally important this word will mean to the other person as it actually acknowledges the other person's injured feelings.

However, saying sorry may just not be enough. He might think that you are saying sorry just for the sake of saying so. In desperation to maintain the friendship bonds between you two, it is advisable to make it up to him by treating him to a drink or so. And yeah, this means that you are gonna have to spend some $$$.
But heck, isn’t it worth every single penny??? If not, then the least you could do is go out and have a simple 'Yum Cha' with him... and for all the stars and planets in the entire Solar System, puh-leeeeze do not FFK the yum cha session...... again

If you really do FFK for the second time continuously without a valid reason, haiz...sad to say that you are just another hardcore Freakingly F**Ked FFK'er... and the world could seriously be a better place without you....

Before I insult more hardcore FFK'ers, i think I better rest my case here =)

Say NO to FFK !

YOU could be the next victim

This post is a by-product of Thean Ming's tiny puny wheeny little brain which is better known to many as 'sensible' crap.

Credit goes to my pal, Gavin, where our friendly dispute and our never ending so-called debate had 'inspired' me to give birth to this post. Gavin, let there be peace ^^

Make Love, not War..
Life is too short to fight...

oh ya..
muahahahaha
and speaking of Love, wait till you see my coming post :


L.O.V.E. ----which ULTIMATELY stands for


L ife
O utside
V irginity
E nvironment


So stay tuned!!!!!

=P