Sunday, September 28, 2008

OMG !!! Flying Underwear !!!

This is a true incident happened quite some time ago, long before i continued blogging...

Now that i'm blogging again.... i've decided to share this rather unusual experience with u all.....



It was a normal morning for me, the normal kid who suddenly decided to go for lunch together with his house mates…….. until he stumbled across a totally abnormal scene. Hanging outside the kitchen window was…..was…..was….someone's UNDERWEAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yeah, I said it….UNDERWEAR!!!!! I was like….. WHAT THE HELL?????? It was a TOTAL EYESORE…


Normally, under a stable condition, I would rationally try to figure out the possible reasons. Maybe someone just couldn't give a **** where he throws his under garment. Or perhaps it was the wind? But, I was in no stable condition….. I couldn't careless about the reasons. I felt a strange abnormal feeling in my body which was trying to take over my body (and no, it's not hormones guys…)


Unknowingly….my hand grabbed something in my pocket…it gripped the metal object tightly….

My hand slowly, dramatically took out the object from my pocket….aimed it at the revolting blue tailored garment….

I narrowed my eyes to take aim…my concentration was pin pointed to the very edge of my eyes….and while holding my breath……... I took multiple shots at it with my camera phone =P



A disgusting piece of fabric.....



I juz couldn't help myself!!!!!

I was like taking pictures from different angles as if it was a super model or something...

Dude, it's not like everyday an underwear falls down from the sky and lands on ur window….

(I can't believe I'm saying this) But anyway, my house mate took an old umbrella from somewhere and pushed it away..and it started falling once again.


* The song "rain drops r falling on my head" kept playin in my head, juz that the word "rain drops" were mischievously replaced with "under wears"

hahahahaha.....


Oh well, looking on the bright side, at least there wasn't any shit on it…if not the kitchen would have smelt like a public toilet for sure =P


Haiz, crazy things…..

Chuckling to myself while we entered the lift, I couldn't help thinking to myself:

"What's next??? Falling Bras?"

Saturday, September 27, 2008

CockRoach Catastrophe

This incident took place in my room (Ixora apartment) on the 27 of September.....


It was 8.30pm when I was busy listening to Jay Chao music.. Jay Chau Rocks!!!!

Then all of a sudden, I heard a buzzing sound bbbbbzzzzzzzzzzzzz…...

and from the corner of my eye, I could see something land on the far end of my table…


As my view was blocked by piles of books, I got up of my seat and I went to have a look..


WHOA!!!!!!!!!

A fully grown FLYING cockroach with long feelers was at the edge of my table…

and it's head was in my direction!!!!!


Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwww………..

Then, before I could do anything else, the blasted creature flew again..

And this time, of all the god damn places, it landed on my very own bed!!!!


WHAT THE ****!!!!

I took away my pajamas and blanket just in time before the cockroach could contaminate them...

I quickly went to the cupboard to take out my secret weapon..


The Insect Sprayer...


Behold, the Cockroach's worst nightmare!!!


I shook it with all my shaking power and i was like

PPSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSTTTTTTTTT

PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPSSSSSSSTTTTTTTTTTTT

PPPPPPPPPPSSSSSSTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

the COCKroach flew again and went under my pillow


(-_-")

Aww man…. Not my pillow…..

I was now PiSTTTTTT with this cockroach.....

i shook the pillow.....only to find out that it was running towards me..

AAARGHHHHHHHHHHHHH


more PPPPPPSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSTTTTTTTTTT

PPPPPPSSSSSSSSSSSSTTTTTTTTTTT

DIE cockroach DIE !!!!!


and then it fell on the floor…

but guess wat…after all the spraying...

it was still alive

WHAT THE HECK???

then i PPPPPPPSSSSSSSSSSSTTTTTTTTTTT

Until it died….


Geeezzzzz……

Finally…..


But my problems were far from over….

My room stinks…

My bed stinks…….

My pillow stinks…..

Haiz….


I took off the bed sheet and my pillow case to be sent to the laundry. Luckily I still had time though.

RM 5.50 flew away from my pocket all because the damn cockroach flew into my room…


After coming back from the laundry, the next thing I had in mind was to find my spare bed sheet and pillow case..

I checked my first cupboard hoping to find it….….nope, it wasn't there.

Then I went to my second cupboard and searched……it's gotta be here somewhere…

But, nope it wasn't there….

To my dismay, I double searched again until…….

Uh oh…

my night just couldn't get any worse, can it?

I managed to find it…


But guess where it was?


It was in my laundry bucket together with all my other dirty clothes…

I completely forgot that I haven't sent my 1 and only spare bed sheet to the laundry yet…

Rats….

It pays to be forgetful




Well, I suppose I could sleep on the bed without a bed sheet and a pillow case. Only to find myself stinking with insecticide the very next morning….

But this is Thean Ming here….

I improvise….

I won't have my sleep ruined because of this damn cockroach..



So....

I took my house mate's extra bed sheet and pillow case instead. After asking his permission through msn-ing, of course.. He's gone back for the holidays and he didn’t lock his door.

He told me so because he said that if I needed to use his kettle or the headphones, I would be able to take them...

Nice fella…




Thanks Gerald!!!!

I really needed that bed sheet and pillow case of yours!!!!!

Owe u big time =P

Friday, September 26, 2008

The 1 Day KL Trip

On the 13th of September, which fell on a Saturday, I went for this "1 Day KL Trip" program organised by the Archery Club in my uni. Me, together with 2 other friends, Zie Yeung and Emily, went for this trip. All one had to do was to sign up, pay up and enjoy the trip. Transportation was fully provided and as a member of this club, I only had to pay 10 bucks!!!

The journey started at 8am in the morning and 30 of us boarded the MMU bus and we were on our way......

The jo
urney was like Booooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooring for there was nothing much to do except sleep, eat, talk and more sleep...

After paving through around 2 hours of boringness, we finally came to a place somewhere in Shah Alam (i think) where we stopped by at an Archery equipment shop. This was our first stop.


From the outside, it kinda looks like a dull place......

But, when we went to the top floor.....
it turned out to be quite awesome...
we saw some really, really,really cool st
Uff...





























The shop had a lot of recurved bows, compound bows, arrows and the usual equipment... but what was really amazing was that we got the privileged to use one of the compound bows to shoot a couple of arrows!!!!!!















The song from The Lord of The Rings was like ringing in full blast in my head!!!!













Here's Emily showing her girl power =P


This is Zie Yeung. Boy, he sure knows how to pose!

Next stop we landed in Sunway Pyramid where something breath taking was waiting for us..........

Right in front of my very own eyes, parked at the entrance was a....a....AAAAAARGH!!!!!!!!


A LAMBORGHINI !!!!!
What a Beauty.......

"The Beauty & The Beast"
haha, no offence Amy =P



Even other drivers couldn't resist the sight of this beauty....



For 5 minutes, we were like Oooooooooooooo........... Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa........ Sweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet.................
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAwesome..........

Oh ya, this was the part where I was supposed to meet up with my good friend, Weng Sum. But sadly, we couldn't meet up.... sry dude, I'll make it up to you somehow.... someday...
When we reached, it was 3pm.... and our stomachs were grumbling for food, surviving all this while on twigies for breakfast, it was now time to pamper our demanding stomachs... As we entered Sunway, I stared in awe......for this was my first time here.... Yeah, I have to admit, i'm kind of a KL newbie... I RARELY come down to KL....
While my eyes were drying up fast for starring at almost everywhere, we started to look for a food outlet...
And, of all the places.....................







we ended up in Sushi king.....
Yeah, we weren't thinking straight at that time... our stomach's were yelling, our pockets were heavy (or at least mine was hehe...), and we were all in a happy mood....
Trying to ignore the double digit figures in the menu,the 3 of us ordered............


something with salmon.....
another dish with salmon in it.......
and a salmonless dish of "i forgot what's d name" fish...

BURB!!!!!!!!
After the meal, our stomach's were much heavier than our pockets =P

Re-energized, we did the usual stuff. Crashed out in the arcade, walked, talked and stopped just in time to take more pictures before leaving Sunway....

Even though from different courses, we are still buddies...

My good friend Emily!!!!!!!!

Thanks Emily!!!! Thanks Zie Yeung!!!! You 2 have certainly made my day!!!!! Owe u guys a lot =P

We next headed to Mid Valley Mega Mall. At first, we were supposed to go to Times Square instead, but somehow, the plan changed..
It was around 6pm.....
We didn't exactly do much here in mid valley...
Didn't really want to walk much.....
I guessed we were just exhausted???

So, we went to the cinema to watch a movie...
Because we had to leave at a certain time, we had to choose a move that fits exactly into our schedule.. And guess what? The ONLY movie that meets the criteria above was a movie with a title no other than Wall-E....
Not my kinda preferred choice, but.......we all agreed to watch it...
If you are wondering why most girls like it while most guys don't ...well, it is only because of 1 factor.... The Cuteness Factor

After the movie which ended at 9.05pm, we immediately RAN towards our bus which had arrived at 9.00. But before we made it to the bus, we had the desperate urge to visit one last place in the Mall before we go back....................the toilet.
By then, it was 9.10.
RUN legs RUN!!!!!
Of course we made it to the bus in time.....
They wouldn't dream of leaving without us anyway....

And so, we headed back to Melaka.......
it was around 10.30 by the time we arrived...
only to land ourselves in the Habeeb Mamak Stall where we Yum cha-ed with Gavin until 11.30....

showered
11.45.....

onlined
12.00.....

Bed
ZzzZzzZZZ.............

What a day =P




Thursday, June 19, 2008

Chess – The Game of Life

Chess is a very unique game. It is one of the very few games that is able to relate the game to life.

In a game of chess, the main objective is to capture the King. It will not be an easy task. There are many steps to reach this goal; to move the queen, or to move the knight, or to move the pawn. Every move you make will either create or destroy opportunities. For every careless move, you will have to bear the consequences. From the mistakes, learn from it. You will have to predict your opponent’s moves, seek new opportunities and analyze the game.

In real life, a person has a main goal to achieve. It will not be an easy task for there are many obstacles to overcome. There are many ways to reach this goal. For every action that person makes, it will either lead to opportunities or disasters. For every careless action that person makes, he/she will have to face the consequences and accept the responsibility. For every failure, learn from it. The person has to predict the consequences of his actions, grab opportunities and analyze the situation.

Don’t these two have similar concepts?

This makes chess more than just a mere game.

It becomes the lesson of life.

Sunday, June 1, 2008

This passage is dedicated to my fellow 5SC1 friends

The Journey of Young Turtles

It all started when we hatched from the same nest, 5SC1. At that time, we all had one common goal to share, which was to excel in the SPM. And so our battle began. We raced each other to be the best in class, to be the first to reach the sea of success. Along the way, we encountered many predators. Many eagle-eyed teachers who ‘looked down’ at us from the skies above. But then again, just as many teachers helped build our class’s strengths. Moral guidelines, advice and teachings are still treasured till this very day. And I thank them all for that. Well, we somehow managed to pave through all those challenges and passed SPM. But the journey certainly did not stop there. Now, we face the varsity of the ocean of life and share one common question; “Where do I go next?” Some ventured to the seas of Australia, India, UK while others stayed in the local shores of Malaysia. Some travel alone while others travel in groups. Whatever it is, I wish all of you the very best in what you do.

"What lies behind us and what lies before us are tiny matters compared to what lies within us"

Saturday, May 24, 2008

My Blog Lyrics(edited from This Ain't A Scene by Fall Out Boys)

"This Ain't A scene, It's An Arms Race"

I am an blog writer
Fitting you with blogs in the form of words
And I don't really care, which
As long as the blogs keep being written
That's just the business I'm in

This ain't a block, it’s a god damn blog space
This ain't a block, it’s a god damn blog space
This ain't a block, it’s a god damn blog space
I'm not a person to cry on, but I write blogs

I'm a blogging man
And the blogs I write are oh so interesting, oh so interesting
I'm a blogging man
And the blogs I write are oh so interesting, oh so interesting

I wrote the blogs on giving up
(You look pretty sinking)
But the real blogs have already been written
(bloggers up the gutter)
At night we're writing your trash blog while you sleep
Crashing not like hips or cars
No, more like b-b-b-blogs

This ain't a block, it’s a god damn blog space
This ain't a block, it’s a god damn blog space
This ain't a block, it’s a god damn blog space

Blog words are full. Please, write another

I'm a writing man
And the blogs I write are oh so interesting oh so interesting
I'm a writing man
And the blogs I write are oh so interesting, oh so interesting

All the boys who their blogs written didn't get noticed
And all the girls whose hands couldn't type fast enough
write until your hands give out

This ain't a block, it’s a god damn blog space
This ain't a block, it’s a god damn blog space
(Now you)
This ain't a block, it’s a god damn blog space
(Wear out the groove)
This ain't a block, it’s a god damn blog space
(write out fast)
This ain't a block, it’s a god damn blog space
(Oh, oh)
This ain't a block, it's a god damn blog space

I'm a writing man
And the blogs I write are oh so interesting, oh so interesting
I'm a writing man
And the blogs I write are oh so interesting, oh so interesting